Single Men Should Not Have Gerbils!
© John Kuraoka

Single men should not have gerbils!
They should have some other furballs
To keep as pets, like cats or dogs
Or rats or bats or polliwogs
Or goats or stoats or even hogs.
Keep guinea pigs, or cows or mice!
Or some chinchillas might be nice!
Please, please, PLEASE, take this advice,
If you're a single man think twice
'Cause, all in all, it would be terbil
To be a Single Man w/Gerbil.

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